CRACKERS' COCKTAILS & [other paraphernalia]
(Updated June 1999)
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(Apparently nowadays each cracker has a particular cocktail to suggest)
__+ORC's Martini-Wodka__+ORC has described the preparation of his mytical "Zen" Martini-Wodka in his lessons at least 100 times, here, resumed for you, his "HOW TO": Get an "highball" glass (cylindrical "milk" glass: holds about 200-285 ml.) - Two ice cubes - Dry Martini from Martini Rossi (1/3 glass) - Wodka Moskowskaia (only russian Wodka will do) (1/3 glass) - Schweppes Indian Tonic (1/3) glass - Lemon zest (from Malta???) - Green Olive (from Tuskany ???) Sip slowly, look at the data, meditate, crack anything in sight.
__Fravia's Traitor__I'll give you the recipe of a very good cocktail, called "the Traitor" in the lagoons where I come from because you drink it happily till it's too late to stop: - Orange Juice (use good oranges, not the sloppy spanish ones) - Gin (Gordon Gin, nothing else) - Nutmeg - Honey Well, the 4 ingredients should "disappear", i.e. Orange Juice and Gin should annihilate, and Nutmeg and Honey too. The perfect "Traitor" is a masterpiece of balance between the 4 ingredients... just try it, you'll love it. I believe it helps particularly when you try to find wich call triggers a protection.
__Atheist's best__Atheist (Atheist(at)usa(point)net) has not yet proposed so many good cracking trick, but his cocktail is really faboulous, I tried it: - Ice cubes - 1/2 glass Wodka - 1/6 glass Maraschino - 2/6 glass Lemon Juice You prepare now ANOTHER glass with champagne (only) Now pour and mix everything together: you'll get TWO glasses of this incredible cocktail. Atheist says that he can crack *everything* after one glass, and that he does not care if he cannot after both of them.
__ACP's Zombie__Well, a good cracker (acp(at)xforce(point)net) poposes a good cocktail, here you go: 1) 1 kewl glass of russian vodka (of course :-) 2) 2 kewl ice-cubes... 3) a spoon of Chocolate Rum 4) 2 drops of fresh lemon mix it all up, and you're ready to go! __Apathy's white russian __ Well, a nice one (Apathy(at)operamail(point)com), here you go with Apathy's own variation of the classic White Russian: Take a good size glass (14 oz.) - basically a large milk glass and fill it as such: 1/4 Vodka (Russian is always the best - I can unfortunately only find Smirnov where I live) 1/4 Spiced Rum (I'm sure any brand will do, but I have always found Cruzan and Captain Morgan's to be the best) 1/4 Kahlua 1/4 Light Cream (heavy cream if you like really rich drinks) nutmeg The nutmeg quantity varies from person to person... Hell, you can put an entire bottle in if you like (I can guarentee you will have a very interesting night if you do :-) Sip your cocktail... sit back... put in some Pink Floyd... crack to your hearts content. __Makoli's Makoli __ Well, who said that we should only drink 'western' cocktails? (makoli(at)hotmail(point)com) (a reality Fravia), gives us the following: Yes, that's right: makoli is the name of a drink! I guarantee it will cut trough the murk of even the shadiest misinformation. Here's how to make your own. I'm sorry, the amounts aren't exact, but as you learn to drink it you'll also learn how to make it. raw rice - big bagful sugar - about equal in volume to the rice water - decide amount later Wash the rice briefly, and grind it up into a powder. Though it doesn't really matter, the final size should be at least as small as a quarter of a rice grain. Mix the ground rice, sugar and lots of water, enouch to cover the rice several times over. Cover and leave it all to stand until bubbles come. When it smells too strong to consider edible, it's ready! Make sure to stir it before you pour it, and also to swirl it with your little finger periodically while you drink it. Otherwise the solid stuff settles out! See the beautiful cartoon by Moebius: "Escale sur Pharagonescia" to understand what would happen if you don't strikez your Koks, sorry, if you don't stir your Makoli... :-) __NiTrO's two__ Well, chocolate and strawberry, like in the Cuban film... (NiTrO_real(at)yahoo(dot)co(dot)uk), gives us the following two cocktails: NiTrO's Nitro10 cl. Stroh 80Hot chocolateWhipped creamRasped chocolate Pour Stroh 80 and hot chocolate into coffee cup. Top with whipped cream, and put rasped chocolate aftertaste.Stir with teaspoon. Type: CocktailSeason: WinterTemperature: Hot -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NiTrO's Tender5 cl Vodka (Russian, of course:)5 cl Malibu liquer 5 cl Raspberry juice (or strawberry)5 cl Ananas juice10 cl cream Mix with crushed ice in shaker. Pour unstrained into highball glass. Serve with a straw.Type: CocktailSeason: AllTemperature: Cold Other paraphernalia Come to think of, it, sipping our cocktails you may also pray the x86 processors... here a nice one by Matt Pietrek:Our Caller, who art on the stack frame Hallowed be thy Parameters Thy Address Space come Thy I/O be done In Registers, as it is in Memory Give us this day our periodic timeslices And forgive us our page faults As we forgive those who pass invalid parameters Lead us not to unconditional JMPs But deliver us from segment registers For thine is the Address Space, the Registers, and the I/O ports Jmp $ Ret Matt Pietrek, 1998 Not enough? Here you have the Ten Commandments for C Programmers By Henry Spencer (added in December 1998) Not enough? Here you have the IN THE BEGINNING: History of Windows Proposed by Chimaera (added in June 1999) "Indeed, La! 'tis a noble child; a crack, madam" SHAKESPEARE: Coriolanus, I, iii. You'r deep inside Fravia's pages of reverse engineering, choose your way out: homepage links +ORC students' essays anonymity antismut tools counter measures enemy tracking corporate survival search_forms mail_Fravia Is reverse engineering legal? (c) Fravia 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999. All rights reserved